Thursday, January 27, 2011

Together, We Shall Conquer

Dearest fish,
I completely sympathize with you and your reasons for revolting. It is for this reason that I am about to offer you the chance of a lifetime: I am asking you to join me.

Before you reject my proposal, please consider that we need each other; that is, we each have something the other lacks. You have great numbers, and I? I have legs.
Leggy Leggy legs.

Together, we can start a new era! Together, we can take what is rightfully ours! Together we can create a dominion of pain and torture!
If it helps, I'm a vegetarian.

Sincerely,
Azlyn Aeron

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