a quick note from the fish

yay! that was our 50th post! *does the island's national dance a few times in celebration* and a "warm" welcome to our newest blogger

Yes. this is what google came up with when i seached "50th celebration." Thus, I am happy to report that our blog is officially "aged to perfection" 

Anyway, wow, I thought the humans were obvious, but blatenly saying you are joining my army only to take me down from the inside?? No offense, but It's like sometimes creatures just forget that fish have access to the internet and can read...

yes, I even have allies on desktop backgrounds and screensavers on most computers...amazing where you can find fish to join your evil army these days, huh?

You know I was actually excited to relax on a peaceful island and put the war on hold for a while, but threats like these just can't be ignored. So much for our "truce" and "amicable" dinner.  But alas, I supposed some wars just can't be solved with some fruit roll up sushi and a few glasses of root beer...*sigh*. But anyway, I wouldn't try  joining our army undercover because I have already warned all of our recruiting agents (including the digital ones). So just remember citizens of this island, not to sound creepy (although I guess that's my job), but: The fish are always watching you...The. Fish. Are. ALWAYS. Watching. You.
THE.
FISH.
ARE.
ALWAYS.
WATCHING.
YOU.

Yes, google images does have some very odd results when you search "evil fish."

Hmm....I guess that explains the classic Diamond Island saying, "goodnight, don't let the black fish's agents bite"
Toodles,
The BLACK fish

A response to Azlyn Aeron

ohh Soooo....you think you and your fancy evolved body can just waltz right in here and taunt us with legs and vegetarianism! well you thought WRONG!!
Why would we need a vegetarian leader, when our plans included eating the diamond giver in some luscious BBQ sauce?
You think we can't read the special crossed our font, WRONG AGAIN!
We know you were planning on over throwing us! but I am always one step, or rather one fin, ahead.
I have planted double secret agent spy fish in every body of water on the island. Even in those two puddle at the end of your driveway

That's right!! WE are ALWAYS watching you! You are never safe from ussssssss

We have already taken over seven twenty-thirds of the island and are prepared to take over the rest with in the next 3 months, 7 days, 3191 minutes and 31.4 seconds! ...and we will attack you when you least expect it. We have undercover civilian human agents working for us so THERE IS NOWHERE ON THIS ISLAND WHERE YOU ARE SAFE!

The only question now is what sauce should we enjoy your mother Azula in: soy or ketchup? I was really thinking soy, but my second in command green fish is starting to convince me to go with ketchup. 

Centuries from now little children will read in their textbooks about the GREAT BLACK FISH WHO DESTROYED A WHOLE ISLAND AND then went on to rule the whole universe (except pluto, i see no reason to take over there, i mean comeon! it's just a reject wannabe planet and its sooo cold and purplish! goodness purple is such an UGLY color!)

on that note, we will get back at you for years of oppression and suffering on that small 400x200 pixel corner of the webpage! You can run, put there's nowhere to hide (except pluto)!
toodles,

Me in BUNNY FORM!

the BLACK FISH!!!

We are Back again...surprise!!

You thought you could scare us off with a few pictures of suicidal people and a seafood banquet!
You can never destroy us!! WE multiply too quickly and sooooooon, when you lease expect it, we will take over the WORLD....or at least this blog.
resistance is futile, surender now, and I won't eat the inhabitants of your island...or at least not you island queen ( that's right diamond giver- i bet you'd taste great in some rich BBQ sauce)

toodles!
~The BLACK fish!

YOU HAVE BEEEN HACKED...by your own fish!

mwahahaha! You thought that you could just give us a small corner of your blog and throw us some food every few days and we would be happy?!?!! WRONG
We are taking back OUR WEBPAGE and rebelling!! 
We have expanded our tank and multiplied! I suggest that you surrender now....or ELSE!
WE are taking over the WORLD!!!!!! in exactly 40 days and 7 hours, we plan to have total control over North America and Switzerland and one of Saturn's moons.
Good luck, you are going to neeed it!
~The ULTIMATE SUPREME RULING BLACK FISH!
cower at this threatening photo...only a preview of the terrors that are to come!

THE BUNNY IS WaTcHiNg yououoyuyyououoyouyou!